oceanstatemadness Ocean State's Madness
Ocean State's Madness
royalblackpirate:

daddysstonerprincess:

kurtsaunt:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

Perfect.

I’m gonna need all you 14-16 year olds creeping on my blog to reblog this

"What’s the rush?" Is my anthem
"But you might catch something from me." Is my new one.

royalblackpirate:

daddysstonerprincess:

kurtsaunt:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

Perfect.

I’m gonna need all you 14-16 year olds creeping on my blog to reblog this

"What’s the rush?" Is my anthem

"But you might catch something from me." Is my new one.

demonic-lionfish:

milliondollarnigga:

magnacarterholygrail:

jayjsupremacy:

phenomenarwhal:

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THANK YOU GOD

WELL THEN

SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK MY LIFE IS SAVED HOLY SHIT ON A CRACKER FUCK ME SIDEWAYS

theletterwsarseflap:

osm-rhodey:

eyepatchseiko:

This is fine.


……is this a shimeji?

Looks like it. 

give me 20

theletterwsarseflap:

osm-rhodey:

eyepatchseiko:

This is fine.

……is this a shimeji?

Looks like it.

give me 20

elfyourmother:

pictureamoebae:

imperfectsimmerr:

simnationblog:

Get The Sims 2: Ultimate collection for FREE!!!!
Simply go to “Redeem product code” in Origin and enter: I-LOVE-THE-SIMS
It is for 1 week only, so hurry!

its downloading right now! Is it just the base game or the whole thing?

In case anyone is interested…

i just tried it and it’s legit. ultimate collection is sims 2 + ALL expansions + ALL stuff packs. get it while it’s hot!!

elfyourmother:

pictureamoebae:

imperfectsimmerr:

simnationblog:

Get The Sims 2: Ultimate collection for FREE!!!!

Simply go to “Redeem product code” in Origin and enter: I-LOVE-THE-SIMS

It is for 1 week only, so hurry!

its downloading right now! Is it just the base game or the whole thing?

In case anyone is interested…

i just tried it and it’s legit. ultimate collection is sims 2 + ALL expansions + ALL stuff packs. get it while it’s hot!!

diglettdevious:

sizvideos:

Watch it in video

Follow our Tumblr

I want these so much. So very very much. 

I love the trash :D
I eat the scraps from work that no one wants
Literally don’t care

AND 30% CHEAPER?!
HOW ABOUT JUST YES ALL OVER THE PLACE
seriously
this can help lots of people buy healthier foods :D

gallifrey-feels:

advocatingavian:

dorkly:

"Eye of the Tiger" Played on an Old Dot-Matrix Printer

"Papa, what did the ’80s sound like?"

This is so many levels of brilliant

Aw man, that old concertina fold printer paper though!

eyepatchseiko:

This is fine.


……is this a shimeji?

eyepatchseiko:

This is fine.

……is this a shimeji?

simsgonewrong:

when the randomized sims got tits like kim possible

simsgonewrong:

when the randomized sims got tits like kim possible

fur-hildegard:

very very very below average

theletterwsarseflap:

The origin of the head, it has been revealed. 
… I now have more reasons to include it in things. 

now THAT THING i’ll play withhella easier

theletterwsarseflap:

The origin of the head, it has been revealed. 

… I now have more reasons to include it in things. 

now THAT THING i’ll play with
hella easier

Fruitkin is apparently a thing.

tenaflyviper:

image

Okay, it’s one thing to feel you’re something other than human.

It’s another thing entirely to feel as though you’re an inanimate piece of food.

Seriously, what do they even do?  Sit in a bowl on a table all day?  They sure as hell shouldn’t be using the internet.  Fruit don’t do that shit.

reminds me of the one episode of American Dad where a guy thought he was a tree in a man’s body.

he was going to have his blood replaced with chlorophyll, he lived in a pot, and was gonna have his testicles replaced with acorns.

Aboreus

His name was Arboreus.

monsters-werewolves:

"Gingersnaps" (2000) was released for the first time on Blu-Ray yesterday (July 22, 2014). #WerewolfWednesday Go buy it now!

In the second photo from yourprops.com, it’s the hero suit of the werewolf at the beginning of the film. 

theartofanimation:

Claire Lena McKinley

not to sound like a prick or anything
but Cinderella is the only one in the bunch REALLY throwing me off. It looks like her eye is floating off her face.

is it just me orrr???